Thursday, January 29, 2009

Sham Wow

This guy is the perfect combination of "driven" and "over it".

Either that, or he smokes heroin. On the weekends.

Not really on that note at all, I've been listening to quite a bit of glam-y shit lately. This one is nice:
Nick Gilder - Back Street Noise

Top Billin 2008 Megamix

The Finns are like magic tree people. And these ones happen to love booty music:

"Hey friends, we made the annual megamix of tunes / remixes we and associates made
last year (about time to make this when it is still January). Also wanted to thank you for all the tunes you've sent us (keeping us
inspired) and all the great djing we've experienced with you (even
more inspiring)."


Here's the tracklisting:

Top Billin - Smell Yo Dick
DJ Anonymous - U Fine
Bounce Camp - Big Dancin
DJ Anonymous & Top Billin - Money To Burn
Scottie B & King Tutt - African Chant (Top Billin remix)
Sharkslayer - Bad Ding
Top Billin - Smoke Trees
Top Billin - My Girl Wants
Tittsworth - Drunk As Fuck (Top Billin remix)
Top Billin - Hoes & House
Sharkslayer - Fleshlighter
Sharkslayer - Cold As Ice
DJ Pataässä - Sweat Gunz
Top Billin - Tell Your Girl To Juke It Up
DJ J-Laini - Fuck N Tell
Candyman & Leatherface - Ultimate Feeling

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Sevonte Swang

Fuck me. This mix has been bashing me in the brain since I put it on. Easily on of the classiest mixes I've heard in ages. Dj Pump is one of the strangest cats I know, but he has crazy soft skin and perfect fingernails. This mix is full of mostly lesser known gems from th3 80's club era, drenched in reverb and synth bends. Is nice.

Sevonte Swang - DJ Pump

Tuesday, January 27, 2009


At Crashed Ice a lady came on stage in the 30 below temperatures, and handed me a warm bottle of Caribou. I guess it is a big tradition at Carnival:

"Le principe fondamental du caribou est simple : associer du vin rouge et de l'alcool fort (whisky, vodka, rhum, gin, etc)."

That means it's red wine and hard alcohol mixed. Quebec you crazy for this one!

It probably saved me from freezing to death. So here's a toast to Quebec City and Caribou.


The Redbull Crashed Ice street Party on Grande Allee in Quebec City was intense.
Even the -33 weather could not keep people from Partying. Such a fun show.

Thursday, January 22, 2009


Judging from his new Uptown Nolia Boy mixtape, Juve's forthcoming album is going to be a strong-to-very strong rap record.

Download over at Cocaine Blunts.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009


New series of paintings in the works.  Dusty mp3's for Download.


So Pepe Bradock in this tune sums up what I love about sampling in music. He takes a four-note sample from the start of Freddie Hubbard's "Little Sunflower" and turns it into a 10 minute sprawling epic. In 1999 this was being played in lounges and dance clubs and sounded equally at home in both.

Pepe Bradock -
Deep Burnt

Monday, January 12, 2009


Friday, January 9, 2009


Look at this dog:
it's dressed like an old lady. How cute is that?


Speaking of cavemen... this guy Milan Lucic is a BEAST. He fucking devours dudes. He's a Serb from East Vancouver so I guess we shouldn't be surprised that he's tough. Twenty years old, 6'4" 220 lbs, and he can score. Check Youtube for countless videos of him breaking guys off. Wish he was on the Flames. Maybe we can trade Keenan for him?

Also, here's a nice little caveman garage number about keeping your woman in line... meep  :-\

The Avengers - Be A Caveman

Wednesday, January 7, 2009


One of the reasons The Stooges were so great is that they were retards. Dumb and dirty rock 'n' roll. I can't even understand what the fuck Pitchfork is on about most of the time. Pop music is not quantum physics. It's stupid. 

Sorry to all the electrodance readers but the internet needs more raw dog rock 'n' roll. Simple, primal, caveman shit. No 8-part harmonies or processed vocals. Just 3 chords and a bad attitude.

Me want more not smart music. 

Like this:

The Troggs - Give It To Me
The Stooges - Down On The Street
The Cramps - New Kind of Kick

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm

R.I.P. Ronnie Asheton, legendary Stooges guitarist.

Long live Detroit rock 'n' roll!

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Happy New Year!

Regardless of whether I agree with him or not I don't think this guy should be giving his opinion about what happens behind closed doors on the football field.