When I saw this picture in Pete's post I started drooling on my keyboard, which got me wondering, is Guinness the greatest liquid in the history of the universe? Like drinkable one I mean. Coffee's for sure up there too, maybe Coke. But Guinness gets you drunk. So it's a wrap.
Honestly, drinking a pint of the black is the most satisfying branded experience ever/in the world. The specifics of the pour, the black-white color contrast, the bitterness, the silky texture of the head (ew/sorry). Plus it turns you into an irresistibly charming and whimsical old chap.
OMG working myself into a frenzy over here. BRB.